I’d Rather Be Choking You – Funny Jiu Jitsu Valentine Shirt Card

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Some people say flowers.Some people say chocolates.If you train Jiu Jitsu… you know better.“I’d Rather Be Choking You” is a minimalist, dark-humor tee made for grapplers and the people who love them. Perfect as a Valentine’s Day gift, a gym inside joke, or just everyday wear for anyone whose love language involves pressure, control, and bad decisions on the mats.Clean typography, subtle Valentine vibes, and a design you can actually wear outside the academy.Ideal for:– Brazilian Jiu Jitsu practitioners– Grapplers with a sense of humor– Partners shopping for the perfect BJJ gift– Coaches and teammates

What material is this item made of?

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

• Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

What USA ship methods are available?

Standard

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

Estimates include printing and processing time.More Shipping Info

What is the Return/Exchange policy?

We want you to love your order! If for any reason you don't, let us know and we’ll make things right.Learn More

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I’d Rather Be Choking You – Funny Jiu Jitsu Valentine Shirt Card

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